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Posted August 26, 2007

Pictured: Janet and ???
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

Posted October 29, 2005

Pictured: Guess Who???
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

Posted August 19, 2005

Pictured: Tyler Hamacher
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Who's the crazy driver now, Tyler??" (Steve)

"Oh My Gosh! Is that crack? How in the world would you put that in a pipe?" (Cheryl)

"Hey Bill, is that a torpedo coming??????????" (Peggy)

"Hey Bill -- there's a shark!!!" (Peggy)

"Hey, I'm sea sick!!!" (Peggy)

"Where are the brakes on this thing!!!" (Janet)

Posted June 22, 2005

Pictured: Taylor Risner and Kathy
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"No more beans for supper, Aunt Kathy!" (Steve)

"The new My Li'l Sleep Apnea Mask from Playskool (ages 2 and up)" (Steve)

"Now we know why Kathy is everyone's favorite aunt." (Breinne)

"By the way, I have a dentist appointment next week, is that thing portable?" (Breinne)

"I am a scuba diver! Let's go find whales in the pool!" (Taylor)

"Okay, Aunt Kathy -- I'm ready to pull your finger!!!" (Julie)

"Hey, Kath, can I borrow that for the next time I have to watch Adi and Avree?" (Breinne)

"Everyone needs to wear a protective face mask around Kathy. :) Taylor is trying the 1st one out for us. :)" (Janet)

Posted April 12, 2004

Pictured: Byron H., Easter Day 2004
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"The adult version of thumb sucking..." (Doyle)

"Alright - somebody ate too much sauerkraut!" (Doyle)

"How funny!!! Looks like he is picking his nose:) Or the ole saying gotcha nose? or doesn't want anyone to get his nose:)" (Janet)

"He said he was searching for Easter eggs." (Steve)

"Don't ask where his other hand is!" (Steve)

"It's Taylor all grown up!" (Chris 'n Tara)

"Dad is so used to plugging his nose when Mom toots that he has learned how to without even waking up!" (Brooke)

Posted January 8, 2004

Pictured: Taylor Risner
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Taylor prepares for next year's Mafia game." (Steve)

"The real reason Taylor's still crawling." (Steve)

"Now they have to potty-train him for both ends." (Steve)

"But, Mama, you said I could have "a bottle" before bed." (Tara)

"Hmmmm... you think anyone will notice a couple of beers missing????" (Janet)

"I love it when Laddie baby sits. He lets me do anything." (Chris)

"It was hard getting Taylor off the Wild Turkey but beer might be impossible." (Chris)

"Dag Nabbit! I told Mommy to pick me up a case. I only see a six pack here." (Chris)

"I've been to Thanksgiving and seen my family. There is only one way I'll be able stand those people for the next 18 years." (Chris)

"Wow!! ... Look at this... I can get my own lunch --- and I don't even have to wake Mommy!!!!" (Phyllis)

Posted December 26, 2003

Pictured: "Papa" Chris Risner
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Don't just stand there Steve! Tip the turkey platter toward me." (Chris R.)

"Hmm, I wonder what's for dessert?" (Steve)

"Chris demonstrating proper table etiquitte to Taylor" (Steve)

"You're probably thinking this is food going into Chris' mouth..." (Steve)

Posted October 17, 2002

Pictured: Li'l Peggy Lynn
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

Isn't that the prettiest person in that big beautiful truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Li'l Peggy Lynn)

WOW !! Look at that beautiful girl...I mean look at that beautiful TRUCK... (Jesse)

I'll make the peanut butter pies as soon as the fire department comes and gets me down from here. (Steve)

"The name's there so Peggy remembers which side of the truck to get in." (Steve)

Posted May 27, 2002

Pictured: Bob Payne, Del Risner, Ken Risner
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Ken, tell the truth, do you think my skirt's too short and which side do you think I should wear my cup?... I don't know BRO ask Bob -- he smells like he might care what you wear." (Phyllis)

"After Bob succumbs, Delbert cements his tyrranical control of the remote by witholding a refreshing beverage from Ken." (Steve)

"Del, put your arm down before Ken passes out too!" (Steve)

"Don't look now, Bro... but that hand that we thought was missing from Bob is over there under that newspaper." (Phyllis)

"I heard that if you hold a cup up next to your head your hair will grow back." (Tanya)

Posted April 7, 2002

Pictured: Crystal Risner and the Bunny Kathy
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"I told her the surgery was working, everything is getting smaller... except her !#@*!?**# eyes and ears!" (Phyllis)

Posted February 1, 2002

Pictured: Davey Benham and Del Risner
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Davey prepares the body for viewing... :)" (Janet)

"Janet, what the hello is wrong with you? I'm still alive and will be for a long time!!!!" (Delbert)

"Look, when you press here his head glows!" (Steve)

"Why won't this kid let me sleep!" (Steve)

"Frosty arrives early for his deep snowflake massage." (Steve)

Posted January 6, 2002

Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Once again, I am unable to submit any quotes for the POW, in this case due to the risque nature of the photograph selected. Although the potential for many jokes exists, I do not feel they would be appropriate in this family forum." (Steve)

"Someone better tell Janet that size matters." (Anonymous in L.A.)

"Janet, Bob needs his book back." (Anon. in L.A.)

"Chapter 1: 'If you look like the person in Figure A, you are a male. If you look like the person in Figure B, you are a female.' " (Anon. in L.A.)

"In 1990 people in the USA suffered about 15,000 vacuum-cleaner accidents." (Jason R.)

"Janet is now a published author!!!! Byron co-authored. Isn't that great?" (Julie G.)

Posted December 19, 2001

Pictured: Hot Mama Melba with Del Watson
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Rose looks pretty natural on that bike. Looks like Bob might be getting a motorcycle for Christmas..." (Janet)

"Sorry I have not been able to contribute to the most recent POW, but I can not come up with a quote that doesn't involve the phrase "easy rider" and that would just be too disrespectful, even for me." (Steve)

"Don't let the smiles fool ya .. we're smiling cause we made it back ALIVE" (Tanya)

Posted November 25, 2001

Pictured: Jason Risner and Friend
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Looks like the ticks we used to get down on the farm... " (Janet)

"Jason stays very still while the bug sucks his nose... " (Janet)

"You know, Jake, it's not that hard to get moles removed these days - although you may have to pay extra for that one." (Steve)

"Jason's futile attempt to distract attention from his haircut." (Steve)

"Boy, Jason, that's the biggest blackhead I've ever seen!!!!!!!!! I used to use a ink pen to get Stan's out but I think I would need a plunger for yours." [Jesse just read this and didn't understand so I will explain a little further for you that didn't have black heads!! If you use a pen that retracts, then the tip of the pen is placed over the black head and it raises the black head to the surface, and is easier to come out. But make sure you remove the ink cartridge first, or you may draw a circle on your nose, and if you are around a surgeon, you may end up with a nose like Janet's!!] (Peggy)

"I saw it flying through the air, I didn't know what it was. Then all of a sudden there was a giant Jason head underneath me!", said the lady bug..." (Jason)

Posted November 11, 2001

Pictured: Carson Risner and Janet
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Oh noooooooooooo, I see a light coming on in Janet's head!!!!!!" (Peggy)

"Hey Mom, I'm going to cry if you let her hold me again!! She is mean to me!! I've got eyes in the back of my head in case she don't know!!" (Peggy)

Posted October 27, 2001

Pictured: Jan-el Al-dawn Hamed-ker
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Bin Laden, kiss my All American, errr..., --- forehead!" (Jan-el H.)

"Too bad Jan's nose job didn't turn out as expected..." (Charlie the Cat)

"The U.S. unleashes its own biological weapon: JANthrax." (Steve)

"All I need is my gloves and safety goggles and I'll be ready to clean Tyler's bathroom." (Steve)

"Despite intervention efforts by the family, Janet succumbed to her addiction to the smell of fabric softener." (Steve)

"Janet, if you would just brush your teeth, that would solve your bad breath problem!!!!" (Peggy)

"Janet, what did Jackie do to your nose??? I thought she was a hair dresser!!" (Peggy)

"Oh no, Janet, the doctor didn't have to cut the whole nose off... just your little hangmajigger." (Peggy)

"What????????????????? Jackie put on the wrong solution, and it caused you to grow a beard???" (Peggy)

Posted October 13, 2001

Pictured: Bill Risner, Jr.
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"Oh, No! I forgot which drawer I hid my piece of chicken in!" (Peggy T.)

"Who said I was eating again???" (Peggy T.)

"I don't have anything in my mouth!!!!!" (Peggy T.)

"AAAWWWW, I said a baaad word!!" (Peggy T.)

"I promise, I won't tell Phyllis!!!" (Peggy T.)

"Does anyone know CPR?? Bill's choking! I think Janet baked the giblets in the bag, in the turkey again! Didn't my mom tell you, you're supposed to take those out before you bake it?" (Jackie)

"I did NOT eat anything -- read my lips!!!!" (Janet)

"Jackie must have made this -- gimme a garbage can! ;-)" (Janet)

"Who made this peanut butter pie shit? PEGGY!!!!!!" (Janet)

Posted September 3, 2001

Pictured: Janet, Cris, Addy, Kathy
Silly or amusing captions, in the order they were received:

"One of these days I'll teach Grandma to get all the way to 2." (Steve Lee)

"And she tells me not to pick my nose? What a hypocrite!" (Steve Lee)

"No! No! No! Bad Janet! I know Addy does it, but she wears a diaper!" (Steve Lee)

"...and the policeman said to do this?" (Janet Hamacher)

"Janet, If you would have only pushed that little "hang-diggely-thing" up instead of down when you picked your nose, maybe you would have normal looking nose now." (Peggy Tripp)

"Hey Chris, I want my little light to shine, too. But, being around Kathy so much, she's caused my little light to go out!!!" (Peggy)

"Janet, is my nose growing???? I just told a little-bitty-insy-tiny-weeny lie!" (Peggy)

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